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10.05.00 21:03

2504 Postings, 7739 Tage fosca Ihr lesen, mal was zum lachen Vor allem fuer Leute wie BWLer

Ich hoffe Ihr koennt Englisch. Aus aktuellem Anlass. Ich find es sehr
witzig. Es ist ein reales Posting aus Amiland :))

Why oh why doesn't this stock go up? NEXL was up,OPTV was way up.Wink was
up.Even Lbrt squeezed out a gain. But we just went down. We always go down.
This is just so unfair. My broker says don't worry this is just profit
taking.I didn't take any profits. Did you take profits? I never get
profits. All I ever get is screwed. What a bunch of crap!This stock sucks!
Conner 75 says its a dog.Partga made reference to "this puppy". Oh great I
own another dog!Dogs suck! My wife had a dog. He hated me . We had to take him to a vet to have him put out of his suffering.The vet offered my wife a
2 for 1 deal on me and the dog. What was that all about? Damn dog died of
natural causes by the time I talked my wife out of it.I hate dogs. Vets
suck! My broker says don't worry this stock is not a dog. Just shorts and
MM's screwing with the stock.This stock has leading technology he says.
Nothing can go wrong. It's smooth sailing from here. Oh man isn't that what
they said about the Titanic? Oh my God I'm on a fricken dogship to ####!My
broker says don't worry short squeeze coming. Too many shorts. Oh man why
does there have to be so many shorts? Why do they all have to be so mean?
Why do they always drive my stocks down? What did I ever do to them?My
broker says they will get theirs. They got theirs alright. They got their
profits. Short squeeze coming! What a bunch of crap! The only shorts
squeeze I ever get is when my wife makes me wear those darn bikkini
briefs.Bikkini briefs suck. I hate shorts! I bet my wife is a short.I think
my wife shorts this stock everyday just so she can whoop my ass when I get
home. ! And who are these MM's people screwing with my stock? Who do these
people think they are? What are they? Has anyone ever seen them? What does
M&M stand for?I close my eyes at night and all I can see are these these
people dressed in colorful candy coated outfits chuckling while they are
screwing with my money and my mind. I hate M and M'S. Melts in your mouth
not in your hand! What kind of scam was that? MM's, shorts, my broker and
this stock suck. I'm $12 dollars from a margin call and Monday is comming.
Margin sucks. Why did I ever buy on margin anyways? Margin what a scam!
Where are we going from here? I'll tell you where we are going. Straight
down! My stocks always go down. I hate investing! Investing Sucks! Why does
this always happen to me?


10.05.00 21:09

197 Postings, 7652 Tage hagenDas tut weh ... ;-)

Aber es muß auch solche Leute geben, die die anderen bezahlen.
So ist die Börse, Wissen lebt von Unwissenheit !
Die Börse ist übrigends Kapitalismus in seiner reinsten Form, fosca ... ;-)


10.05.00 21:11

2504 Postings, 7739 Tage foscaIch weiss hagen, doch als kleiner Fisch schwimmt man mit dem Strom. Ist doch

traurig. Das Posting finde ich trotzdem zum totlachen.  

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